Vampire Cowboy

V.1

Cowboy ridin’ in the night.

Bats are flyin’ round him

Travels with a pack of wolves.

But they never hound him.

Hangs out with the scorpions.

Won’t go near a campfire.

Keeps away from mirrors ‘cause he

Thinks he is a vampire.

Out in the canyon.

There’s a full moon tonight.

Beware that cowboy.

He might give you a bite.

Someone ought to tell him,

Cause’ he thinks that he’s a vampire.

But he’s just a cowboy wearin’ lots and lots o’ black.

Someone ought to warn him

‘fore he makes a scary boo boo;

If you bite a rattlesnake,

The snake will bite you back!

V.2

Doesn’t care for sunny days.

Garlic gets him saggin’.

Takes his coffin’ ev’rywhere

Keeps it in his wagon.

Likes to floss his pointy fangs.

Keeps them at their sharpest.

Studies hard all through the night

So he can pass a blood test.

(Repeat: “Out in the canyon”)