“There’s Someone in the Chimney”
There’s someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.
Someone in the chimney,
Listen quick!
(Spoken solo: Ouch!)
Someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.
Tell me, do you think it’s ol’ St. Nick?
(Spoken solo: Ooooh…my elbow….)
Well, first I heard it on the house, tap tap tapping like a mouse.
Then I heard it in the wall,
Thump thump thumping, so I called:
Hey you! (Spoken solo: Uh-oh)
Hey you! (Spoken solo, clears throat: Squeak, squeak.)
Hey you! (Spoken solo: Just us mice in here.)
Is that you, St. Nick?
(Spoken solo: Mice!)
There’s someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.
Someone in the chimney, listen quick!
(Spoken solo: Achoo!)
Someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.
Tell me, do you think it’s ol’ St. Nick?
(Spoken solo: I’m getting too old for this.)
Well, first I heard it on the house, tap tap tapping like a mouse.
Then I heard it in the wall,
Thump thump thumping, so I called:
Hey you! (Spoken solo: Raccoons in here.)
Hey you! (Armadillos?)
Hey you! (Spoken solo: Land shark!)
Is that you, St. Nick?
(Spoken solo: No!)
There’s someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.
Someone in the chimney,
Listen quick!
(Spoken solo: Shhhh!)
Someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney. Tell me, do you think it’s ol’ St. Nick?
(Spoken solo: Wrong.)
Tell me, do you think it’s ol’ St. Nick?
(Spoken solo: Whatever.)
Tell me, do you think it’s old
(Spoken solo: Oh, come on.)
Saint
(Spoken solo: Gimme a break.)
Nick?
(Spoken solo: I’m trying to work in here!)
Is it ol’ St. Nick?
(Spoken solo, after thud : Owww.)