“There’s Someone in the Chimney”

There’s someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.

Someone in the chimney,

Listen quick!

(Spoken solo: Ouch!)

Someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.

Tell me, do you think it’s ol’ St. Nick?

(Spoken solo: Ooooh…my elbow….)

Well, first I heard it on the house, tap tap tapping like a mouse.

Then I heard it in the wall,

Thump thump thumping, so I called:

Hey you! (Spoken solo: Uh-oh)

Hey you! (Spoken solo, clears throat: Squeak, squeak.)

Hey you! (Spoken solo: Just us mice in here.)

Is that you, St. Nick?

(Spoken solo: Mice!)

There’s someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.

Someone in the chimney, listen quick!

(Spoken solo: Achoo!)

Someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.

Tell me, do you think it’s ol’ St. Nick?

(Spoken solo: I’m getting too old for this.)

Well, first I heard it on the house, tap tap tapping like a mouse.

Then I heard it in the wall,

Thump thump thumping, so I called:

Hey you! (Spoken solo: Raccoons in here.)

Hey you! (Armadillos?)

Hey you! (Spoken solo: Land shark!)

Is that you, St. Nick?

(Spoken solo: No!)

There’s someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.

Someone in the chimney,

Listen quick!

(Spoken solo: Shhhh!)

Someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney. Tell me, do you think it’s ol’ St. Nick?

(Spoken solo: Wrong.)

Tell me, do you think it’s ol’ St. Nick?

(Spoken solo: Whatever.)

Tell me, do you think it’s old

(Spoken solo: Oh, come on.)

Saint

(Spoken solo: Gimme a break.)

Nick?

(Spoken solo: I’m trying to work in here!)

Is it ol’ St. Nick?

(Spoken solo, after thud : Owww.)