Many teachers have a ridiculously long list of rules and regulations for their classes. As a pragmatic, highly-qualified teacher, I've found that having three simple rules with severe consequences for breaking them, is the most effective method of classroom management.
Dr. Jose's Three Class Rules:
1. Never talk when Dr. Jose is talking
2. Never touch anybody's body or belongings
3. Never break rules #1 and #2!
ASSIGNED TO:
Dr. Jose's Science Class