There's someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney. Someone in the chimney, Listen quick! (Spoken solo: Ouch!)

Someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney. Tell me, do you think it's ol' St. Nick? (Spoken solo: Ooooh...my elbow....)

Well, first I heard it on the house, tap tap tapping like a mouse. Then I heard it in the wall, thump, thump, thumping, so I called:

"Hey you!" (Spoken solo: Uh-oh!)

"Hey you!" (Spoken solo, clears throat: Squeak, squeak.)

"Hey you!" (Spoken solo: Just us mice in here.)

"Is that you, St. Nick?" (Spoken solo: Mice!)

There's someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney.

Someone in the chimney, listen quick! (Spoken solo: Achoo!)

Someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney. Tell me, do you think it's ol' St. Nick? (Spoken solo: I'm getting too old for this.)

Well first I heard it on the house, tap tap tapping like a mouse. Then I heard it in the wall, thump, thump, thumping, so I called:

"Hey you!" (Spoken solo: Raccoons in here.)

"Hey you!" (Armadillos?)

"Hey you! (Land shark!)

"Is that you St. Nick?" (Spoken solo: No!)

There's someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney. Someone in the chimney, listen quick! (Spoken solo: Shhhh!)

Someone in the chimney, chimney, chimney. Tell me, do think it's ol' St. Nick? (Spoken solo: Wrong!)

"Tell me, do you think it's ol' St. Nick?" (Spoken solo: Whatever!)

Tell me, do you think it's old

(Spoken solo: Oh, come on!)

Saint

(Spoken solo: Gimme a break.)

Nick?

(Spoken solo: I'm trying to work in here!)

Is it ol' St. Nick?

(Spoken solo, after thud: Owwww!)